sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

WES ANDERSON is an anagram of RENOWNED ASS

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

paradisaic:

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself
joshpeck:

i do not appreciate that tone, mr. vice president

joshpeck:

i do not appreciate that tone, mr. vice president

mountstar:

Types of Matter

bombaycinemaclub:

The first sip of tea is always the hardest.

that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off